A fallen hero gets a rodent reboot. This Mickey Dying Gaul reinvents the iconic Dying Gaul sculpture—with Mickey Mouse taking a moment of noble collapse in ancient marble form. Vulnerable yet oddly defiant, this design speaks volumes about pop culture fatigue and the burden of being everyone’s favorite mouse.

Wear it like armor or irony—this Mickey Dying Gaul is for those who like their classics twisted and their nostalgia re-sculpted. Because sometimes, even icons need to lie down dramatically.

Product features
– Made without side seams for a smooth look and reduced waste
– Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape for lasting wear
– Available embroidery options add a personal touch
– Crafted for adults with a 2-year EU warranty
– Ethically produced with 100% US cotton and low-impact dyes

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean